Q. After I send a card, how long does the recipient have to claim the card?
A. A recipient has up to 7 days, a full week, to retrieve the card so don’t have a cow! Unless you schedule the card to arrive at a later time.

Q. What if I don't want the person who receives this to know it was from me? Can I remain anonymous?
A. As a Member of Mad Cow Cards, you can send your card Anonymously. There is a check box provided at the time of e-mailing. Click that box to suppress your user information. Even the "invisible" information.

Q. How often is the site updated?
A. We turn out dozens of new calves every month. This will both expand existing categories and create new categories. As a member, you will not lack for options.

Q. What if I have a saying or image of my own? Or, I want to create my own card for a category that you don't have?
A. We have two ways to create your own card. First, we have Create a Card: This will allow you to create your own Mad Cow Card. Then you may write whatever you would like on the front, inside left and inside right pages. You may add your own image. We also have our Submissions page and Artist's Row. If you wish to write a card, or create illustrations for cards, please submit via the Submissions page and you will be able to share your creations with the entire herd!

Q. Can I contribute ideas of my own?
A. Yes, you certainly may. The Submissions page is where you contribute those ideas. We adopt the best of them for additions to our site. The Mad Cow team values your creations. And, so can everyone else.

Q. May I print the cards so I can send them through the postal mail?
A. Yes. As a member you can print the card and mail it to whomever you would like. Or you could slip it under their door, or put it in their locker, or under their windshield wiper! You could pretend you’re a Mad Cow secret agent whose mission is to spill the milk about a very naughty cow and strategically place it where it will be found by the injured animal!

Q. How do I print my cards?
A. If I was you I would use my printer! As a Member, you will have three different ways of printing your cards. First, if adding to your shopping cart, you may print the card from the shopping cart in a "blank" format. After printing, you may fill the cards out physically and send them however you would like. Second, from the shopping cart send page you may fill the card out using the text boxes and print as a completed card. Third, you may print directly from the quick send page (where it says Send This Card Now). This operates the same as from the shopping cart. You may simply fill out the card and print rather than send electronically. Or, you may do both. Just make sure you are not out of ink!

Q. Can I Schedule my cards to arrive when I want? Heck, I don't want to have to think about my ex on every ex-anniversary. Can I just schedule the card to arrive on every anniversary, birthday, morning, evening, and afternoon? Perhaps, fourteen or fifteen times a day until they go mad?
A. Um, did we date, once? Yes, you may schedule your card to arrive any day you want. But, only once a day. This option is provided at the time of e-mailing. If you wish the card to arrive right away, you do not need to choose the scheduler at all.

Q. I am a politician and I am receiving Mad Cow Cards from my constituents. How do I make it stop?
A. Quit selling out the people you represent because eventually the milk of human kindness will dry up at the tit!

Q. What does a membership consist of?
A. As a member you will receive unlimited Mad Cow Card sending via e-mail and unlimited printing via your printer. You also receive the ability of Two-Step Preview and Send as well as Create Your Own Mad Cow Card using your very own photos of your choice! From sexy to sickening, you create the cards!

For additional questions; please contact us via Customer Service. We try to answer all questions after we put the cows to bed!